Breaking news: Plasma.net sells for $6,500 at DNForum. All while some people were fighting over $199 television sets at WalMart. Lucky buyer is none other than MrsJello LLC. Looks like a great catch. No free television set to go with this beauty. Back to our regular broadcast.Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
In what appears to be a sad discovery, the entire skeleton of the last surviving sample of Domainus Terminus – or “end user domain buyer” – has been recovered inside an old well in Hicksville, Missouri. Known for their nomadic lifestyle, large families of the Domainus Terminus species occupied most of the Great Plains of [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
Today it’s Cyber Monday. It’s the time of the year that supposedly you can buy cheap stuff online – because you spent most of the weekend catching some sleep due to going to WalMart at 3:00am on Black Friday. Hopefully, you managed to wrestle your way through the crowds in order to get that 46″ [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
After the huge success of recent days – what with articles about DNForum that unleashed the wrath and stupidity residing in the heads of some domainer acolytes – DomainGang.com is officially going mainstream. No more parody news folks. It’s dry, “real” news from now on. We decided to list the subjects we’ll be covering in [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
Looks like the Aussie team of Dark Blue Sea – parent company of our beloved company, Fabulous.com – has accepted the counter-offer of a rogue group of investors, called Photon Group. So now what? Will Dark Blue Sea change its name to Shallow Glowing Pond? From Physics, we know that when an object hits another [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
It’s a little-known but important fact: when the weather is sunny, warm and simply inviting for outdoors activities, PPC rates plummet, lowering revenue from parked domain names. Two years of extensive studies at the University of St. Johannes in Stuttgart, Germany have shown that shopper behavior matches that of other primates, such as the orangutan. [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
It happens every once in a while: Christmas gets canceled by command of the Federal Authority for Christmas Celebrations. In the past 250 years, roughly a dozen times was the economy so bad that this little-known federal agency recommends the cancellation of all Christmas celebrations to the local state and county governments – in order [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
Writing this post is more or less like self-flogging. And we deserve it, because we screwed up – big time. A lot of DomainGang readers were shocked to see a story from a couple of days ago – which has since been removed – about how Adam Dicker, owner of DNForum.com, was supposedly closing down [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
Bruce Marler pumped both fists in the air. “It finally loaded,” he shouted. Bruce is among the many domainers waiting more than three hours for pages to load while he tries to register domain names today. “It’s insane,” he says with a glazed look in his eyes. “Me and Chef Patrick have been waiting since [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
Happy Thanksgiving to all! We wish you the best Domainer Thanksgiving from all of us here at DomainGang.com. “Thankful to be alive. thankful to have been given so many chances. thankful for so many people i’ve met over the years that have informed my way of being even if they didn’t know it. thankful for [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
Domainers: What are you thankful for this year? We are compiling a Thanksgiving Day special. Send 1-3 paragraphs along with your name & website url to Giovanni: GiovanniMossolini (at) gmail.com .Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
You took a bathroom break Sex.com was already registered. Balloon boy did not need to be saved after all. Million dollar homepage went bankrupt two years ago, that lying bastard did not eat Toby and bonsai kitty never breathed from a straw in a jar. *hiccup* that *hiccup* reg *buuuuurp* was a *hiccup* drunk *burp* [...]Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.