Attention Deficit Disorder plagues millions of Americans every year, most of them kids.
The amount of pharmaceuticals pumped into those kids could help a third world country’s economy, and yet many of them remain undiagnosed.
There are about 15 symptoms of being a domainer that suffers from ADD, we could only concentrate hard enough to find 10 of them:
- You visit DomainTools.com to look up a domain and you somehow end up on Sex.com for the next two hours.
- You bid $69 on NameJet auctions intending to snipe at the last minute, then you win plush toys on eBay instead.
- Every time you attend TRAFFIC, you can’t remember how to tell apart Ted Olson from Andrew Allemann.
- You call Chef Patrick to discuss real estate and 10 minutes later you complain about his Moniker tech support.
- You visit DNJournal and start looking for the user comments section.
- During a rare invitation to sail to Cabo Wabo with Rod Beckstrom, you start complaining about the ICANN ‘Club Med’ costs.
- You leave Frank Schilling hanging during a high five, in order to hang out with your buddies.
- You renew all your domains until 2022.
Our list contained only 8 symptoms, sorry. We have ADD.