Having spent the best part of the past decade hidden in the bushland of the Australian Outback, Aboriginal domainer Birdari Umakulong owns a surprising portfolio of domain names.
Birdari Umakulong – or Birdman, as his friends call him – owns a domain portfolio consisting of roughly 10,000 quality .co.au domains, something that not even the best Aussies in the business can claim.
Birdari invested in domains after selling his land that contained precious metals and rare gemstones, making several million dollars in the process.
“Oi storted very yong knowing how to sorvoive in the worst envoironments, mate. And with domains, Oi due my very best to be top of the boisness”, says Birdari while smoking from a long wooden pipe.
“Oi have the pleasure of achieving soccess roight here on the Sydney coast, mate!”, he adds with a broad smile.
This Aboriginal man’s genius has made many Australian newspapers cite him for his numerous achievements in domaining down under.
Unlike most Australians, Birdari does not drink beer and does not own or operate adult sites – something that has become a menace in Australian society recently. Some Aussie domainers, such as Bill Japman and Rick Elduro operate cam girl sites promoting filthy pornography and other lewd acts.
Birdari’s portfolio is entirely monetized at Fabulous.com – the Australian company that has become the #1 registrar of choice among intelligent domainers.
Hilarious! Why would he trade diamonds for domains? I agree, Fabulous rocks.
10,000 quality .COM.au domains 😉
Paul – Diamonds are a woman’s best friend, for men there’s domains 😀
Fizz – You didn’t find a typo but rather, a red herring 😉
Well done…… except that its .com.au … .co.au hasn’t infiltrated here… yet !
Shouldn’t it read “unlike most domainers he does not operate adult sites, sell watches or second hand goods” ? 😉
Hey Simon 😀 .co.au is a little known gem that Mike “Fabulous” Robertson will be talking about soon.
In case you missed Mike’s agility and money-making skills, check out this video.
Real Aboriginal do not wear anything.
Sure would like to see him naked.
Where is his wives?
BullS – Smart domainer men like Birdari Umakulong don’t get married! His nickname, Birdman, tells you he’s one man free of earthly possessions. Except of course for the 10,000 .co.au domains in his Fabulous.com portfolio.
I still like to see him naked. Whoever carries a big stick has a big d*ck???
BullS – Not sure, but with 10,000 domains under his belt he surely doesn’t have trouble bedding the best-looking women in Australia 😀
Does Ed Keay-Smith, from ozdomainer.com KNOW THAT YOU ARE USING HIS PHOTO ?????
I HOPE YOU GOT HIS PERMISSION!!!!!!!
John – Ed Keay-Smith, also known as “The Geeky hippo” is a lot fatter as far as I know. He’s 6ft 6″ of course, so you can call him “big and tall” 😀
With that many GOOD domains he is probably bedding that red head account manager without being married lol.. Who knows lol.
Tony – touche 😀 I’m sure Fabulous maintains a professional separation between business and pleasure 😀
Lucius ok maybe not her lol maybe one of the receptionists at Fabulous 😉 Specially that portfolio of his making ton of money 🙂
@Lucius “Guns” Fabrice – I’ve actually got another secret talent I’ve been hiding away and will be soon going pro with, see this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAntOFgTIRE 😀