It all started when two college sophomores, Burt Lewis and Tim Smith were attending the Los Angeles Community College.
Fed up with the lack of “action”, they decided to form an enterprise unlike anything else.
“The jocks were getting all the girls, leaving us geeks with nothing,” says Lewis.
“So we decided to create a web site for chicks to trade on-demand college papers for you-know-what!” exclaimed Lewis, who is now dating an Alpha Delta Pi sorority member.
The web site was a success, operating from PapersForPu**y.freewebs.com but soon enough it was evident the URL was hindering any type of growth.
“As soon as I saw that the .XXX domains were finally made available, I knew we were on a good course,” says partner Tim Smith. “We launched on our .XXX URL in minutes, after registering it with GoDaddy. College girls love GoDaddy and our geek writers love their job” exclaimed Smith.
Their success was so huge, that Lewis and Smith soon turned their focus to purely adult content; a lot of college chicks are aspiring adult entertainment performers.
“So we are now launching MyNuts.xxx and preliminary results show an 169% increase in direct navigation traffic and up to 69% increase in organic traffic at Google!” says Lewis. “We are getting so rich that we might quit college, dude! Sweetness!”
MyNuts.xxx is expected to dominate the adult entertainment industry in the coming months, especially during the holiday season when most college kids consume large amounts of alcohol and post embarrassing pictures on Facebook.
