Boobs can sell anything according to Domain Registrar
A small Cincinnati registrar that has applied for ICANN accreditation, is experimenting with a well-known secret in sales.
“Boobs can sell everything, from cars, to giraffe-moving equipment, to domains,” says Bob Jones of BoobsDomains Inc.
“We are testing this feature since Sedo put up Boobs.com for sale, and I can tell you that it works,” added Bob.
Visual stimulation studies performed on adult, male professionals, show that 97.4% of the sample responded with an iris dilation of 25% or more, when exposed to images of buxom women. The remaining 2.6% is either blind or gay, according to the study’s analysis.
“At BoobsDomains Inc. we have a store where our customers can peruse Sports Illustrated calendars, bikini catalogs and the like, stuff that the average sexually deprived American male will surely appreciate,” states Bob emphatically.
The registrar offers coupons for such novelties with every domain registration, starting at $10 for a .com. Domainers can use their coupons at local strip clubs as well, exchanging them for tip tokens.
“We are excited that we’re providing a service to all male domainers, and in turn, their female significant others,” says Bob Jones. “And trust me ladies, keeping your man happy is the grounds for a happy relationship!” exclaims Bob with a wink.
BoobsDomains Inc. should become ICANN accredited sometime this year. We’re looking forward to it!