BullWhip to Fight PETA over ownership of Sex.com!
BullWhip, a meat company from Southern California is in the fighting ring against PETA for the domain Sex.com.
BullWhip Executive Vice President, Dick James, has sent out this press release to the media, stating:
“Meat is good for all. There is nothing wrong with eating meat and we will develop Sex.com to deliver this message to the world. Our plans are to have celebrities such as Angelina Jolie eating a hot dog or Eliza Dushku with two big slabs of Angus steak on her breasts. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have also been contacted to fight in a tub of hamburger. We want Sex.com to show the world how meat can enhance your mood, satisfy your gut but overall, we just want the domain to say ‘Fuck You, PETA’.”
When asked what sex had to do with meat, the BullWhip Executive VP responded:
“Hell if I know. But with all the wars resolved, homeless people eating vegetables and our economy now booming we needed a way to grab everyone’s attention. What better way than to buy Sex.com?”