Chef Patrick having passed out after a rich lunch during his hard-working days at Oversee.
Eager to avoid repeating the situation that led him to part ways with Oversee, Chef Patrick stated that he has already pre-registered the domain that caused so much friction during the past 90 days.
“Getting ChefPatrickSucks.xxx is necessary in order to proceed with my personal modus operandi”, said Chef Patrick while munching on a footlong sandwich.
“I feel like having lunch, and what’s the best way than flipping a couple of domains at the same time. The new .xxx TLD is perfect for my new business branch that will incorporate adult cruises in the Mediterranean.”
While the newly approved .xxx TLD is expected to go live in June, thousands of domains have been pre-registered.
During the Rick Schwartz – Chef Patrick snafu, Chef Patrick stated that ChefPatrickSucks.com was pointed to gay porn, something that won’t be repeated with the .xxx equivalent.
“As a family man I have no intention to display x-rated or adult imagery on my domains”, said the Chefster. “Obviously, this is a defensive registration and I suggest that Rick Schwartz registers RickSchwartzSucks.xxx before some evil entrepreneur points it to something non-kosher.”
According to the .xxx Registry, all .xxx pre-registrations will cost $69 a pop with a free download of a video, starring Bree Olson.
A couple of footlong sandwiches…to fight him off.
When will this Battle of South Florida end? These 2 chubby kids should go mono mono bark naked in the waters off S.Beach and duke it out.
This battle is like Tupac Biggie, Remember Tupac – Hit Em lyrics ( if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
Then f-ck you too. ) On Ricks blog this is his way of saying if you want to be down with bad boy Patrick the f-uck you to lol he says, ( Anyone giving the Chef a pass without doing that…….shame on them too! )
Its going off big time lol