Domainer Candy - The new venture from Chef Patrick.
Popular domain blogger and video aficionado, Chef Patrick, is launching a brand new venture today, right on Halloween.
Wanting to capitalize on the fact that domainers have a sweet tooth, Chef Patrick soft-launched Domainer Candy.
“It’s a metaphor for all the things domainers want and need in order to succeed in the tough world of domaining”, said Chef Patrick while alternating between a Mars bar and a twinkie.
“I expect to make a fortune out of the domain DomainerCandy.com, just like Rick Schwartz did with Candy.com”, added the Chefster, biting the last bits of a Snickers bar.
To the skeptics that are aware of the fact that Chef Patrick cannot cook, the ever-ready captain of DNCruise replied:
“I know that I can’t cook scrambled eggs but sweets are always my forte, just ask my wife. With Domainer Candy, which I plan to incorporate as soon as a few clicks start to produce ad revenue, I will present all the goodies in one place. I intend to have some sexy models in edible underwear, eye candy for the 99% male audience of my professional blog” – said Chef Patrick finishing off a large Almond Joy bar.
Domainer Candy – a truly premium venture – is expected to draw thousands of views per day, just like Chef Patrick’s other venture, ScienceFiction.com
Lucius, I expected more from you this Halloween. 🙂
Jason – Indeed, only 6 posts today; I planned for 666.
Corn.
Its Candy Corn.
Complete with the cob.
Sorry Jason – make that 8 😀
ph – You crack me up. Dot corn sounds like a great new .gTLD
“Dot corn sounds like a great new .gTLD”
I hope that doesn’t interfere with my plans to apply for .corny.
DomainGang.corny?
Just $75 for you.
🙂
Trico – People might confuse .corny with .horny so be careful with your investment.
I see DomainerCandy.com got registered following your post (what’s new)! They really should consider the protective registration DomainerCandySucks.com … or should that be SucksDomainerCandy.com? 😉