The DomainGang platinum sponsorship is barely visible after two cycles in the washing machine.
Alas, a moment of pure domain marketing genius is no more: The sponsored, embroidered shirt that Chef Patrick wore to DomainFest has been ruined in the washing machine.
“I came home to Orlando after two weeks on the road,” said the Chef looking dejected. “After two weeks, you know, with all that partying and domaining my few remaining clean clothes got jumbled up into the dirty clothes pile. I am not blaming my wife, she was only trying to help.”
Apparently, the specially made shirt, sponsored by a number of companies on the front and back in true GoDaddy style, was tossed into the rough washing cycle by the Chef’s wife, who was trying to get her man squeaky clean before some much deserved hanky-panky.
“I didn’t know what that shirt was, it looked so dirty and ugly”, said Zezura gesturing in her trademark animated manner. “I was trying to get Patrick going so that we’d have some private time, I guess!” she added laughing.
The shirt was washed for two cycles before it became apparent that what appeared to be a dark black stain on the front was the DomainGang logo – the main sponsor of the shirt. Later today we were told that we could come collect the embroidery which was keeping Chef’s shirt closed, so that he can wear it.
“Now all I can do with the shirt is wear it while doing work under my car or mowing the lawn”, said Chef Patrick. “True, I made some good money in one day from it but it ticks me off knowing that had I not opted for embroidered prints I would have saved about $650 for a regular shirt that’d cost $25 to make.”
Chef’s next project will be a variation of “pants on the ground” with other gangsta elements. Stay tuned.
LMAO…my wife is honored to be mentioned in a Domain Gang post.
RIP expensive ass shirt
Keep it gangsta Chef Rebel 😀
Sell it on eBay!