Crashing satellite’s trajectory brings it straight to Domain Conference hall

UARS is about to crash land in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

A dead satellite that is out of control will fall to earth on October 20th – bringing it very close to the conference hall of a major domainer conference: TRAFFIC.

According to NASA, satellite UARS (Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite) has lost its communication channels with the NASA control center and its trajectory brings it to Ft. Lauderdale.

“We have no worries whatsoever”, said TRAFFIC organizer Rick Schwartz while eating at Casa d’Angelo’s restaurant.

“Listen folks, this is a small, miniscule piece of crap that will fall *after* TRAFFIC is over. As long as you leave the conference on the 19th, you should be ok. I can’t promise your safety on October 20th, however. Numbers don’t lie and I’ve been doing the numbers since 1995.”

Many domainers take advantage of the Florida weather, thus extending their stay at the hotel cabanas. With the imminent crash landing of the UARS satellite, you might want to ensure you’re out of Ft. Lauderdale as soon as the conference ends.

The UARS satellite incident will surely lead to several domain registrations, such as UARSTraffic2011FtLauderdale.com – after all, .com is king.

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