CryoDomains: Use your domains after you die!
A lot of domainers have found the service provided by the Domain Guardians to be top notch; a new service, however, takes this type of domain business to a new level.
CryoDomains LLC, a start-up from Cupertino, California, is offering extensive use of one’s domain names; even after they pass away.
“With the type of technology that arises on a daily basis, we can safely say that cryonics – the suspension of humans in a deep-freeze – will revolutionize the life span of humanity”, said Richard Grimm of CryoDomains LLC.
“Why not do the same with domains? So yes, with our service you can take it with you!” exclaimed Grimm.
The concept is simple: upon signing a contract with CryoDomains LLC and agreeing to the payment plans, CryoDomains will continue renewing your domains after your documented cryonic suspension due to pending death.
When science advances to the point of curing terminal diseases, such as cancer, cryonic recovery will bring you back to life. All your digital assets, such as domain names will potentially be worth thousands, if not millions of dollars.
“We take the subject of cryonic suspension very seriously”, said Richard Grimm. “We renew your best portfolio and keep a share of the profits or you can prepay a lump sum. We don’t let death do us part!” added Grimm with a broad smile.
The new CryoDomains service will compete neck-to-neck with the Domain Guardians’ services but will require putting full faith in science; it is highly recommended to atheist domainers who don’t believe in the afterlife.