Domain thief arrested
Belfast, Ireland – TPS News
Police have arrested notorious domain thief Patrick Daniel O’Hullahan, also known as “The TLDster” in a raid of a local pub in east Belfast. The domain thief is being held on a number of charges, including possession of stolen domain names, extortion and public exhibition.
“We were on this lad for a good six months now, and he made the mistake of challenging the constables at Belfast central“, said Mickey O’Rourke, chief police inspector, adding: “There’s no way to push a .tel domain after you steal it from its righteous owner. The ingenious level of data inside a WHOIS record of .tel domains make them virtually impossible to steal”.
TelNIC registry media representative, Robert Bob, was gleaming about the success of his company’s security layer.
“This is proof that .tel continues to grow by leaps and bounds, and it’s the future of the domain industry as well as that of the educated technology world. In the near future, you won’t be able to carry, wear or eat anything that’s not tied to your person via a unique DNA id. We are working on some patents right now.”
An evidently drunk Patrick Daniel O’Hullahan was seen being forced into a police car for further interrogation. Facing the media for a brief moment, he exclaimed: “Oh, piss off telnic and bloody hell to all your shite!”
