Domain Shane is known for his Illinois plant nursery business, successful domain acquisitions and sales and last – but not least – his astounding endurance in 16 marathon races.
Amazing as it might seem, that’s a lot of mileage; the official marathon distance is 26.2 miles or 42,195 meters. The Greeks were crazy to have invented such a race distance, no wonder the Greek economy crashed and burnt.
Today, Shane is getting ready to race marathon #17, all while most domainers keep their butts glued to a computer chair.
We often wondered: What goes through Shane’s mind when running a marathon?
We picked some potential thoughts and are presenting them to you, tongue-in-cheek of course, at a mileage timeline fashion. 😀
Good luck with the race, Shane!
Shane Cultra at yet another marathon race.
Mile 1:
“Another day, another dollar. Did I schedule that NameJet list post for 4:40am or 5:40am? I remember hitting the submit button or was it the draft post button? Oh well.”Mile 5:
“Have to trace the IP of the douche that keeps posting crap under the alias ‘Cookieboy’, I bet he’s from Indonesia or Sri Lanka. Jealous mofo!”Mile 10:
“Doing good, doing good. Carbohydrates, miracle food. Hmm, carbohydrates, another keyword to add to my NameJet search list, I bet the global searches are high for this one, easy flipping.”Mile 15:
“Must buy new shoes, my right toe is a bit tingly. Did I shove my foot up some domainer’s ass? LMAO. Will blog about that. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Doing good, buddy, doing good.”Mile 17:
“About to break through the ‘wall’, positive thoughts, puppies and candy canes. Note to myself: review all domainers and rate them according to running habits, you’re no good if you don’t do a 10k at minimum. Epic post!”Mile 20:
“Must return Elliot’s calls about how to add mulch to his yard. Yeah, some folks don’t know the basics. Ca-ching, 4 more sales gone through at NameJet, I’m the man!”Mile 23:
“Doing great buddy, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale. Did I shovel out the snow around the tool shed? Tool shed, great keyword, will have to check NameJet for that as well. Almost there now!”Mile 26.2 and finish:
“That was better than I expected. Beat personal record, county record, state record and national record for my age group & domainer/plant grower class! And my proxy bids at NameJet got me 12 more LLLLL .com domains! Yeah, baby!”
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