Domainer Sperm Bank: Keeping the dream alive!

So you’ve learned a lot as a domainer, you’re a smart guy with good looks – a person who appreciates the entrepreneurial lifestyle and you are success-driven.

Why waste all your good DNA upon your demise?

A new company is in the works that will allow all domainers to deposit their good genes into cryogenically-sealed vaults.

Domainer Sperm Bank Inc. is based in Boston, Massachusetts since early 2007 and they are just now going public with their venture and service.

“We have always targeted the niche technology markets and domaining is the ultimate one”, said Cornelius Goldstein, general manager of Domainer Sperm Bank Inc. “Now, uber-domainers can donate their good DNA and thus allow domainer women to be fertilized in vitro with all the benefits of such a conception.”

Domainer Sperm Bank Inc. maintains good relationships with all the major wheels and clogs of the domain industry: registrars, parking companies, advertising agencies and domainer communities. They are planning to collect the very best sperm in the domain industry.

“Basically we will be having one-day SpermFests – seminars that will educate domainers about how to best invest their family jewels with our company and receive the best ROI for their investment”, said Cornelius Goldstein. “We have the technology that will allow us to create the future Frank Schillings, the Rick Latonas and the Rick Schwartzs of the 22nd century!”

Although every male domainer applicant will be given comprehensive information about the Domainer Sperm Bank programs, not all domainers will be accepted as sperm donors. A questionnaire about family history and a domain portfolio analysis will be detrimental in determining eligibility.

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