Domainers who eat meat are more successful

Berlin, Germany – Das Wunderbar News Praktorien

If you had meat every day of the week and feel guilty about it, don’t give up your favorite steak just yet.

A new study by the German Institute for Healthy Eating has posted its results this week, after two years of copious research, involving a group of domain owners.

Apparently, the results indicate that a large portion of the participating sample was ready to switch to a supposedly healthier diet, that consists of fruits, vegetables and less processed sugar, red meat or alcohol. Meanwhile, another portion of the research sample was given red meat daily, either quality beef from the plains of Shuchenbladden in Bavaria, or chicken raised on a farm.

Marina von Stuckenburger, chief analyst of the Institute for Healthy Eating analyzed the results for us:

“Ya, das ist gut – ze resulten are veeeery indicative dat ze domainer who aten meat und specially beef und burger every day of ze week, registeren das domains dat where better und more profiteer at Sedo.com”, she said with a smile.

If the analysis can be confirmed by a secondary research done at the Hibelow University of Wisconsin, there will be an increase in meat purchases around the world, due to the sheer number of professional domainers that register domains.

“I don’t wanna be second class domainer, no sir, so I will eat meat and those PETA dudes can go eat grass for all I care!”, said Pete Peterson, a domainer from Santa Anna, California; while a female domainer, Lisa Kostandinova from Bulgaria exclaimed:

“Yes, meat, I like it. Before European Union, we had local goats, now it’s from Slovakia and Latvia. But meat, I like, domains, I like. My husband, he can now stay it up all night long!”

It is not clear yet whether domainers should drink alcohol while they research domains or when they bid; the current state of the economy shows that it’s prudent to abstain from alcohol at hard times. The German Institute for Healthy Eating is sponsored by Sedo in Germany.

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