El Día de los Muertos – by Father Domainicus
My dear domainers, this is Father Domainicus with a special Monday message.
Today it’s el Día de los Muertos and as I have a special bond with the Latin-American countries I will take a few moments to explain how domainers are related to this celebration of the Day of the Dead.
Recent events have caused a lot of trouble in the domainer community. The evil powers of Google are at war with our bread-earning members.
Not content with lowering the PPC rates to their affiliate advertising streams, the Google machine of evil is now de-indexing and banning domains that domainers allocated to development. By that, I mean of course the unfair war of evil Google against the Epik empire of Rob Monster – a Seattle entrepreneur who has years of experience as a gatherer of funds for start-ups.
What should affected domainers do, my children, other than pray to our Domain Lord?
Sometimes, when you don’t know what to do, it is advisable not to do anything.
I know, it sounds pedantic and simplistic – but think for a second: if your domains made pennies before on Google, they might as well be removed from its index altogether.
Think positively, my children! Bing is the new rising dragon and it will taken under its shield every domainer that lost the shirt off their back with the evil Google. Once Bing becomes the new provider of bread, olives and wine for our tables, we will rejoice that Google banned our Epik domains!
On this day of el Día de los Muertos I send you a message of love; for through misery and death comes happiness and life. While evil Google plots ahead to destroy our future, we are here, united, planning a future that will keep evil Google far away from our source of domain income.
Enjoy el Día de los Muertos and be positive, in the name of our Domain Lord. Amen.