Father Domainicus: Damned be the flu virus to all eternity

Father Domanicus – Our channel to the Domain Lord.

It is late Sunday evening, my brothers and sisters in domaining; once, I was told that by prayer and abstinence I would conquer any abysmal depth caused by the flu virus.

Alas, as a domainer of the clergy, I am often exposed to fellow members of our congregation, and such an active involvement in the matters of our Domain Church, often results in a non-deliberate infection.

Not prone to resort to yelling “blast and damnation!” I have been fighting the flu virus for two consecutive 24-hour periods. Apple-scented tea with cinnamon being the best remedy passed upon me by my grandmother, I consumed a large tea-pot of the condiment, along with crackers, cheese and fine Italian salami.

Domainers are strong creatures, particularly when food and beverages are abundant – and they shall be so at the TRAFFIC conference blessed upon by our Domain Lord.

I shall return tomorrow, Labor Day, to bless our congregation with a tiny specimen of my flu virus, in order to ensure your controlled exposure to the flu strand – thus delivering an inoculation to all.

All my love and a kiss with a snuffly, runny nose.

~Father Domainicus.

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3 Responses to “Father Domainicus: Damned be the flu virus to all eternity”
  1. BullS says:

    Sorry you are under the weather.

    Gargle your throat with warm salt water and brush with baking soda!!

    Eat lots of ginger and garlic…be part of your diet.

  2. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    BullS – Father Domainicus feels very gingery now! Thank you for sharing your tips to fight off his cold. 😀

  3. BullS says:

    You see, the Japanese got it right….a bow is cleaner and safer than a handshake and kissing.

    Am glad you are feeling better, hope it is not the west nile.

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