Father Domainicus: ICANN sinned in the eyes of our Domain Lord!
Good evening, my brothers and sisters in Domaining – this is Father Domainicus with a special message after a long hiatus from domaining.
Many faithful domainers ask me, if they should apply for the new gTLDs that ICANN promotes so heavily. Each one costs $185,000 to secure.
And yet, my domaining children, ICANN failed to safeguard the privacy of its own applicants; some apparently snooped into the files of others!
Think for a second: our Domain Lord preached a long time ago in the holy books, that if your neighbor’s wife is beautiful and has delicious, female curves, thou shalt not desire her.
Why would you desire the gTLD of other applicants? It’s clearly a sin, and ICANN like the serpent provided the equivalent of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden.
Quite often, I meditate in the mornings, to avoid the sins of the flesh. Satan hides in every corner, awaiting one slipping moment, my fellow domainers!
You too must also meditate and free your spirit from the desires of the flesh and of anything that lacks the dot com purity. The gTLDs that ICANN promotes are definitely to be avoided like the devil!
I leave you with a brotherly kiss on both cheeks, and a reassuring hug.