Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus on a gloriously sunny Sunday, the day of our Domain Lord.
Hopefully you are all getting the relaxation that you deserve; here in Florida where our Domain Church is headquartered, the BBQ parties are ongoing and the spring break gatherings are rather titillating.
Many a faithful folk have asked me, is it a sin to blog or research domains on a Sunday?
Father Domainicus discusses the sins of ever-busy domainers.
This is a very good question, my domaining children, that requires a well-researched answer.
As you may know, our Domain Lord created the Sun and the Earth along with the galaxies, the apple trees, the dinosaurs and lastly, the humans – all this in six days.
Despite recent indications that the Universe was created in a trillionth of a billionth of a millionth of a second, that “big bang” theory holds very little water in modern domaining classes on religion.
First and foremost, our Domain Lord is omnipotent and omnivorous; thus, he created us humans in his image. The Domain Lord, in other words, is first among the Great Domainers, a manifestation of everything that ever existed and everything that ever will.
In other words, our Domain Lord is constantly working – even when he’s taking a break!
Since it’s a sin not to observe the methodology of our Domain Lord 100%, how can we say that Sunday is a day of rest, when in fact, the Domain Lord perused the droplists and examined his work on that very first Sunday?
Therefore, I assure you, that Brother Frank works on Sundays, and so does Brother Elliot, and Brother Rick – we are all working towards making the world a better, more fun place.
Next time that you cannot sleep at night, sweating in agony and squirming in your bed having sinful nightmares, do remember that I am here to help you with a blessed word or two.
Hope to see you lead a productive week – starting today!
~Father Domainicus.
