Father Domainicus - our medium to Domain Lord.
Greetings, my brothers and sisters in domaining.
I fully understand that you do not expect to hear from me mid-week; for I usually peruse the Internet during my Sunday sermons.
Today, however, is a fine and joyous day for all domainers. Allow me to explain in detail.
I hear often from domainers how they fail to find their significant other. They complain about the lack of understanding potential mates show to their domainer habits.
Let’s be honest, my domainer children.
The Domain Lord professed that on the seventh day one should rest, he did not say ignore your wife or husband and play golf!
So I am about to offer you a service of consultation – as long as you are a domainer and want to improve your marriage or relationship and why not, your sex life, then I can help.
For all domainers that respond to this message there will be a 25% discount – that’s better than Groupon!
So bring your spouse or significant other and have a domainer special consultation. You will not regret it!
Amen!
~Father Domainicus
Is this real life?
Yes, this is real life. Unless you’re dreaming.
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I would pass on sex advice from any priest (at least the unmarried ones in the Catholic Church), but your sweet, fanciful Father Domainicus is dead on about the other issues.
Even we girls tend to act like crazy, whacked out demons when it comes to domaining.
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