GoDaddy founder and Daytona 500 team sponsor, Bob Parsons, is upset over the race’s postponement.
GoDaddy sweetheart, Danica Patrick, crashed the GoDaddy car in a wall, during preliminary races last Thursday.
“Gosh darn it, this is absolutely preposterous, that God would not grant Danica Patrick her much-deserved win at Daytona 500”, said a livid Bob Parsons.
“As a former US Marine, I prayed all night so that the GoDaddy colors will fly alongside the checkered flag and Danica’s legs would be seen worldwide, but now I will have to take a new strategy onto God”, added Bob Parsons looking particularly flustered.
Today’s rainy weather in Daytona, Florida, resulted in a change of plans for the race, due to the dangerous conditions drivers would face. The Daytona 500 race will commence tomorrow, Monday, at noon.
Meanwhile, if you’re looking for Danica Patrick’s sexy legs, they are here.
fortunately she wasn’t wearing a paper jumpsuit or she
would have had to exit the car in the nude.
RaTHeaD – Shame on you, Danica is married to Paul Edward Hospenthal, who had previously been her physical therapist while she was recovering from a yoga injury.