GoDaddy Girls not for sale – says Bob Parsons

Bob Parsons will keep the GoDaddy girls to himself.

News about the upcoming GoDaddy sale via auction was announced late last week – some domainers are already rejoicing while others took a more skeptical approach.

“GoDaddy selling? Finally, I can’t believe they lasted this long with such unhappy customers”, said Ulof Staalpe from Sweden.

“I had trouble accessing my account and GoDaddy kept offering me web hosting with every domain registration, so hahaha if they sell, good riddance!”

Meanwhile, back at GoDaddy HQ, Bob Parsonsthe illustrious President and CEO – announced that despite his $1 billion dollar goal for the sale of GoDaddy, certain things are off limits.

“Heck, I am not giving up the dream! BobParsons.me will continue to offer solid advice to all domainer entrepreneurs! And GoDaddyGirls.com will always feature my close female entourage – of course, as a married man I love my wife the most but you know how things are!”, added Bob with a wink.

Millions of GoDaddy customers are facing weeks of uncertainty ahead, as the name of the buyer has been speculated upon. Some believe it’s a rich Saudi prince, while others are confident that the Chinese will eat up yet another American business.

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5 Responses to “GoDaddy Girls not for sale – says Bob Parsons”
  1. I use godaddy for most of my domains.
    And is worried – I am not a Big investor of domains but I do have quite a few domains with GoDaddy.

    Whoever buy, hope they will keep the same level of service.

  2. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Free Directory – Would you be disappointed if the new owner dropped the GoDaddy Girls?

  3. BikiniJoe says:

    I owned GoDaddyGirls.com for about 24 hours after the first SuperBowl Ad then sold it back to GoDaddy for a $1,000 the next day…they could of just took it, shows what kind of company they are and what kind of guy Bob Parsons is.

    Then I did the first Customer Spokesperson Ad for another $1,000 (expenses) was happy to do both.

    PS: This is not Bob Parsons in the Police Video http://GoDummy.com

  4. BonkersForBoobs says:

    Whoa! Dude, stop the presses!

    PimpDaddy’s got a new ho.

    Check it out – Jillian Michaels.

    Could Bobby be looking to shed some poundage? Or is he just interested in doing some poundage of his own.

    Speaking of poundage, why ain’t OchoCinco being pumped up on the GD site anymore? Was 85 caught in Bobby’s harem?

  5. Pete says:

    As far as I am concerned, Godaddy can go**** themselves!!

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