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GoDaddy Safari promises Great Thrills for domainers!

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In a brilliant attempt to reverse the negative publicity of his elephant hunting in Africa, GoDaddy president and CEO Bob Parsons has announced the introduction of new services.

“Why beat around the bush and try to convice those PETA pansies that we have a God-given right to control the aggressive population of African elephants?”, said Bob, polishing his Remington 800 CDL rifle.

“So we’re introducing a brand new range of services that will cater to the manly domainer, those that aren’t afraid to kill their prey from 200 feet while it’s hiding in the African bushland.”

The new service, called GoDaddy Safari offers exciting new thrills for domainers that want to taste Africa in the savage way: by killing so-called aggressive elephants and sample their meat over an open fire.

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The new GoDaddy Service will come with several bonus freebies, such as extra ammo, a map of Zimbabwe – the stomping fields of Bob Parsons – signed by Robert Mugabe, the country’s ruler and alleged dictator.

“I’m excited, that’s all I can say”, said Bob Parsons while looking through his laser-enhanced scope and getting ready for another trip in the African bushland. “My manly approach to domaining is what made GoDaddy the #1 registrar in the world”, he added.

GoDaddy Safari is now open for registration and it’s receiving overwhelming support from non-vegeterian domainers around the world.


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9 Responses to “GoDaddy Safari promises Great Thrills for domainers!”
  1. BullS says:

    Man, how many hours did you put into this safari project?

    Taste like chicken.

  2. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    BullS – About an hour. If you liked that, check out http://GoMilfy.com 😀

  3. BullS says:

    I like everything you do.

    The guy that created the site cheaterville.com was a marine serving in Iraq and his buddies ‘s wives cheated on them…that how he got the idea

    I wonder how much he paid for the domain .
    This tells you – all you need is an idea.

    He and Bob can go hunting now.

  4. Jeff says:

    Will Leela Pause join the safari?

  5. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Jeff – There can’t be a GoDaddy Safari without a hands-on demonstration of how to handle one’s rifle by Leela.

  6. darat says:

    the little picture of mugabe made me chuckle

  7. mosstrooper says:

    From Wikipedia:
    “…Parson’s nose. This is the fleshy protuberance visible at the posterior end of a bird (most commonly a chicken or turkey) that has been dressed for cooking. It has a swollen appearance because it also contains the uropygial gland that produces preen oil….

    The phrase “parson’s nose”, from the notion that an English parson may ‘have his nose in the air’, upturned like the chicken’s rear end. ”

    Right – So maybe he’s got a chicken’s rear end complex and he compensates for this by blowing away a few more of Africa’s dwindling elephant population …and some of his really expensive hunting fees probably do end up in comrade Bob “The Black Hitler” Mugabe’s palace.

    Nice one Lucius!

  8. Dan says:

    This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen, great job.

  9. RaTHeaD says:

    i’m still not sure when you’re serious and when you’re joking.

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