GoDaddy suspends Danica Patrick due to disciplinary action
GoDaddy has suspended Indycar racer, Danica Patrick from its popular homepage.
The news came as a shock to millions of dedicated GoDaddy customers, who often visit GoDaddy.com simply to ogle Danica Patrick and her notoriously famous legs.
“Danica, unfortunately, refused to shave her legs for more than 10 days in a row, and that’s unacceptable for our customers and GoDaddy ethics”, said Frank Gay of GoDaddy.
“When Danica showed up with so much leg hair, we thought that we might as well hire a guy for the task of promoting GoDaddy”, added Gay.
Indeed they did.
Indycar racer, James Hinchcliffe, now appears on the GoDaddy homepage.
It is not known how long will Danica Patrick remain suspended from GoDaddy, but it seems that her days with the #1 domain registrar in the world are numbered.
Unless she shaves her legs, of course!