If Mel Gibson were a domainer

A shocking audio recording of actor Mel Gibson reveals an embarrassing conversation with his former girlfriend, surgically-enhanced beauty Oksana Grigorieva.

Mel Gibson’s cussing-laden conversation is not the first incident that lands him in trouble.

A few years ago, while under the influence of alcohol he lashed out at a policeman using anti-Semitic epithets.

Anger management anyone?

But what if Mel Gibson and his former girlfriend were domainers, how would he have reacted? Here is Mel Gibson’s phonecall, adapted accordingly:

“You go out to those domainer conferences, those stupid geek gatherings and it’s a f*cking embarrassment to me. You try to sell your worthless domains, dressed in a revealing dress, looking like a f*cking bitch in heat. Offering your crap domain portfolio, flirting with everyone in the conference room; if you get raped by a pack of horny domainers it will be your fault. Alright? Because you provoked it. Pitching useless TLDs, being provocatively dressed all the time with your fake boobs that you feel you have to show off in order to have your domains accepted to the live auction. I don’t like it. I don’t want that stupid domainer woman. I don’t want  you. I don’t trust your domain broker either. I don’t love you.”

Mel Gibson is obviously very disturbed, as he has allegedly inflicted physical damage to his former girlfriend. So we are glad he’s not a domainer: he doesn’t even own MelGibson.com

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