Manly Domains: a Registrar with testicular fortitude
Not happy with domain registrars that leave you with a sour taste of emasculated domaining?
A new domain registrar – Manly Domains Inc. – promises some services that will attract the middle aged crowd of domainers, eager to increase both their adrenaline and testosterone.
“At Manly Domains we don’t take no soft, feminine approach to domains”, said Todd Rodd, CEO of Manly Domains.
“These days, even Bob Parsons and GoDaddy have taken the sissy way with regards to domaining. We offer the raw, manly way of things – nothing less than a full course of bull’s testicles”, he added while belching.
Manly Domains now offers a navigational interface that combines extreme sports backgrounds and where semi-clad, animated women provide domain registration options; registration is confirmed by pressing their obvious anatomical parts.
Other Manly Domains options include the “Sports Package” with a combination of football, T&A entertainment and 2 .com coupons for $19.99 and the “Whopper Special” with a triple-decker double-cheese bacon burger with fries and a tall drink plus one .CO domain for $9.99
“While Manly Domains appeals mostly to manly men, other domainers such as metrosexual men or even women won’t be turned down”, says Todd Rodd. “We will make sure our registrants get treated like manly men all around – after all, domaining is a manly occupation for manly men!”
Manly Domains will soon start offering its services in 127 countries, including Egypt, Tunisia, Bahrain and Libya – where manly ICANN men go to discuss domains.