Matt Cutts : Google to block all web sites and domains except for Google.com

Matt Cutts talks about PageRank dissipation.

Matt Cutts talks about the end of the world.

In a shocking announcement earlier today, Google SEO ‘baron’, Matt Cutts, announced the immediate roll-out of Google Wolf 1.0.

Substituting cute names like Google Panda, and Google Penguin, the new Google Wolf 1.0 removes all web sites, domains, links and other useless content from Google.

The only result to remain on Google, will be Google.com, along with links to Gmail services.

According to Matt Cutts, this adjustment of SEO visibility has been his long term plan as a Google engineer, thus ending all speculations about his active participation at the world’s biggest search engine.

“I am back from a long sabbatical, and there are many great things to be accomplished in the coming months, stay tuned!” exclaimed Matt Cutts.

Playing down concerns about his own web site, MattCutts.com, not being up to par for conforming to Google-mandated, mobile-friendly standards, Matt Cutts responded:

“You know, it doesn’t really matter anymore, as only Google.com is now on Google. It was a small sacrifice I had to make for the Company.”

In future weeks, every single link on Google to web sites, domain names and other such useless content, will be replaced to links within Google.com itself.

Google Wolf 1.0 is not the end of the world, but it’s just the beginning of the end.

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