Microsoft Halkyon - the patch that will thwart Google Panda.
Got hammered by the Google Panda and Google Panda 2.0 update?
Did your “content farm” lose 99% of its traffic due to Big Brother Google deciding what’s good for the masses out there?
Fear no more!
Microsoft – the original “Evil” corporation is back and this time they are about to save your virtual derriere from Google’s priapic phallus!
Code-named “Halkyon“, the new Anti-Panda tool is a brilliant upgrade from Microsoft, which still provides 90% of the world’s operating system: Windows.
The Halkyon patch will be delivered gradually over the next 6 weeks, containing re-mapping code that converts useless Google queries into meaningful, effective Microsoft Bing results.
In a nutshell: you start at Google, you end up at Bing.
Simple as that. No more crappy results from Google that effectively turn visitors into penny-pinching hobos.
The Halkyon patch delivers its own portion of controversy though, as it will be the first commercial patch – meaning, users will have to spend $0.99 to install in order to get clean, meaningful search results from Bing.
It does come with a 5 day money back guarantee though.
Is this 100%?
I think it should be.
Uzoma – Alas…we can only hope 😀
It is true…
Sources say they are working on it and it should be out next April 1
BullS – Incorrect, it will be released on March 32nd most likely.
lol @ March 32nd
Nice story – what about good sites that lost ranking/traffic.