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Morgan Linton launching MUSCLE|metric for domainers

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The big news of the day is about how Morgan Linton quit his day job, after winning a start-up funding competition; the real juice is in the type of new venture that he’s starting; all exclusive to DomainGang.

“I’ve been a skinny guy most of my life and I’m at a point where I see Chef Patrick and his impeccable physique, and I go, dude, that could be me!” said Morgan Linton, smiling.

“So I am rolling out a new project called MUSCLE|metric, for domainers that want to gain muscle mass without any weight-lifting, you can do that in the privacy of your own home”, added Morgan.

The new method of MUSCLE|metric measures your biceps’ growth from tweeting, texting and emailing; then issues exercises that increase muscle growth while reducing muscle fatigue. Over the course of several weeks, you will most definitely see some results.

MUSCLE|metric will do wonders for you, no effort required – CLICK FOR FULL IMAGE!

Obviously, results will vary among domainers, depending on one’s texting and tweeting activity.

“I’m very happy with MUSCLE|metric and I will give it for free to the first 100 domainers that email me!” said Morgan Linton, while trying on a tuxedo for his upcoming wedding. “Almost absolutely quite certain that you will love it too!” he added.

MUSCLE|metric is expected to revolutionize the way we perceive social media, nutrition and domaining.

 


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2 Responses to “Morgan Linton launching MUSCLE|metric for domainers”
  1. BullS says:

    I am working on Boobs metric

  2. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    BullS – What is the usefulness of that?

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