Politics: Domain investors preparing for ‘blood and gore’ in Syria

Syria won't be having Internet in the near future.

Syria won’t be having Internet in the near future.

With the situation in Syria getting closer to becoming a Franco-American dual strike, domain investors around the world are preparing for a digital fight.

“Now that the Brits are out of the way, there is no question that the traditional coalition of the French and the Americans will generate some serious intensity in Syria,” said domain investor and blogger, Randy Gorish.

“Domainers are ready to invest in domain names that will utilize the intensity and chaos created by the relentless bombing of Syria, no doubt. I’ve registered some domains related to Syria, of course” added Gorish.

Several domain names pertaining to an imminent attack in Syria are already gone; names such as BombSyria.com, NukeSyria.com are taken, while the milder AttackSyria.com and InvadeSyria.com are still available.

“I believe that smart domain investors that read political news are aware of this exciting opportunity to invest in domains related to the misery of nations, and the gruesome death of thousands,” said Randy Gorish.

“Some of you might call this unethical, but I guarantee you that the bombs that will carpet out Bashar al-Assad’s regime are made by a global economy generating $1.5 trillion dollars and providing thousands of jobs worldwide!” exclaimed Gorish.

If you are a savvy domain investor you may find such domain names as DestroySyria.com and CarpetBombSyria.com to be of interest; all while enjoying freedom and the extended Labor Day weekend in the US.

 

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