Pussy squeeze.
Had no idea so many people were actively searching Google for a “pussy squeeze“, until my good friend Vincent emailed me the information.
“Hey Lucius, I know it’s embarrassing but I wanted to show you my latest creation, it’s a web site called PussySqueeze. Make sure you don’t spend time on it while at work because – well – the admins might pass a note to the CEO or something and you’ll get fired.”
Fortunately, I am my own admin and CEO and if I were to fire me over visiting PussySqueeze.com then so be it.
What I saw there, was not so bad after all; but I wrote a note to fire my admin for being such a puss.
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