Rick Latona competitor launches new minisite firm: WZGJC.com

In the aftershock caused by Rick Latona‘s pullout from the minisite development market, a new company – led by former ally and bitter competitor, Mince Hoke, has launched a similar service.

The company is called WZGJC.com – and while still in beta it’s already accepting orders from panicked domainers who have been using the services of Latona’s AEIOU.com.

We attempted to speak to Mince – a pimply 24 year old from Queens, NY – who is best known for “mass domain development” and “black hat domain SEO“, along with “celebrity domainer name-dropping” but the company phone was disconnected.

Instead, Mince sent us several messages on twitter, which we put together, attempting to form a meaningful conversation:

“LOLz u clownz. i got so many orders from Latona’s clients…it’s no joke. All I have to do is contact my WordPress team in Shanghai & they produce dazzling results. U idiots waste ur time on twitter flirting and shit and i rake in tons of money LOLz.”

Several years ago, Mince allegedly hit gold after selling his grandma’s jewelry after she passed away; including her set of golden teeth. With that money, he bought several domains of up-and-coming porn starlets, mostly from the Tampa/Miami area, which he resold later, under the threat of UDRP’s.

Nowadays, Mince delves in “mass development for domainers” and attempts to master WordPress as a publishing medium.

“wtf idiot. i toldz you i made more money than you can think of from that portfolio sale. fool. i have connections. frank and rick and kevin are my homies, i burn $100 bills for fun, biatch. want my portfolio? i’ve no time for that u clownz…wtf…”

Asked what are the plans with WZGJC – which allegedly stands for Web Zoo Graphics & Jewish Communications – Mince wasn’t coherent enough to respond, bursting instead in a flood of Tourette’s that we cannot possibly publish in this electronic family magazine.

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