Following the example of Vino.com, Ass.com will present some fine pieces of ass to a select few recipients.
Rick Latona’s recent launch of killer domain Vino.com has been celebrated in a trusty circle with the concurrent dispatch of bottles of wine to a select few domainers.
Clearly, the design and development of Vino.com – Latin for “wine” – has been provided with the same quality work and style as Rick’s own Latonas.com.
The design is stylish, elegant and reminiscent of a California winery, where people with no financial worries and lots of free time rush to sample wine and munch on tangy cheese.
“I got a couple of bottles of wine from Rick Latona and man, that was the best hangover I had in years”, said E.S. a domainer from New York. “My wife and I enjoyed the buzz and of course I felt obligated to make a lengthy blog post about my experience with a quality Cabernet Sauvignon”, he added with a slight hiccup.
Meanwhile, long-time domain king Rick Schwartz is rumored to have been considering a similar pitch for his upcoming launch of long-held domain Ass.com for quite some time now.
“Listen folks, I think it’s a splendid idea, what Rick Latona did for Vino.com, so probably I will be sending out some goodies for Ass.com around launch time. There is some fine tush in the cabarets of South Florida that would be an astonishing promotion for Ass.com”, added the Domain King in his trademark smile.
Several other domainers will most likely capitalize on the same promotional idea.
It’s rumored that for his imminent launch of SafeLid.com, Stephen Douglas of SuccessClick considers mailing off toilet seats that lock down in place as a gift to all suffering girlfriends and wives of domainers who can’t seem to put the lid down.
I cant wait for UPS to bring my sample from ASS.COM. I might even invite all the neighbors over to sample.
Howard, it might not be the kind of ass you are hoping to get! 😛
I’ve already signed up for the “Ass of the Month Club” . be sure to use the promo code “TIGERWOODS” to get one free month
Rick’s fine collection of adult domains are on Ass.com – just sign up for the goodies to arrive at your doorstep.