Domain Illuminati
The domain industry is up in arms, as revelations about its very core have made the news.
According to investigative resources, domain corporations, registrars, registries and ICANN itself, is controlled by the Illuminati – an elite group of enlightened brotherhood officials that dictates the course of things in domaining.
“It could not have been any different, as a former Illuminatus I have been sworn to secrecy but I can say anonymously that there are forces controlling the domain industry under a premeditated plan,” says the informant, who asked to be referred to as ‘Maximus.’
“Every decision, from which domains drop, to who gets the best gTLDs when they are auctioned off, is made by the Illuminati Trinity, the very top of the brotherhood,” added Maximus.
The Illuminati members are from the US, Europe, Asia, Africa, Central & South America and Oceania; some members are from Hyperborea and Domainistan.
By controlling the media and the financial system behind gTLD allocation, the Illuminati are managing resources exceeding $2 trillion dollars, along with all the world’s TLDs, ccTLDs and gTLDs.
“It was planned since 1948 when ICANN formed, and it continues to this day,” says Maximus, adding: “Nobody can stop the Illuminati, or the Triad that is impossible to know who they are. It could be anybody, and yes, they do attend domain conferences, every single time.”
These serious allegations require extensive research; if you have any solid information about the Domain Illuminati, send it our way.
Somehow, i vaguely recall overhearing someone talking about a secret domainers convention at a place called Bohemian Grove. I very well could be mistaken. It might have been at The Grove in Los Angeles. I never thought much about it… Until now 🙂
Really? I was at domain meetup last Friday, some some people there did look like the illuminati although I have no idea what they look elioe xactly. First, I thought of Frank Schilling. Then, Jason the organizer. I want to ask Frank but he might not talk to me. Jason, I’m afraid to ask. He’s a little skary just to talk to lol. Maybe he affiliated with iconn.
Skary stuff : )
OK, OK ok.. I confess!
this is some funny shit
Ron,
You are in the domaingang land. Who knows more about domain illimaniti than the domain gang?
Now it makes me wonder why namescan is held in Vegas. Is there any connection?
i call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
RaTHeaD – The Illuminati eye belongs to George Washington, father of the $1 dollar bill. He was a little on the chunky side.
Hmmm so this would explain alot! Is this why I could never get the good .com drops!?
LOL.
-Omar