The Vatican – or Holy See as it’s known to the faithful – is launching its own religious search engine, to combat promiscuity and online pornography.
Launching from Vatican.xxx, the upcoming portal will address the issues of carnal pleasure and sins of the flesh.
“It is important that Christians understand the moral twists that one faces when they deviate from procreation,” said Father Luigi Canelloni on behalf of the Vatican.
“With so much pornography on the Internet, where does one turn for fatherly advice, given with compassion and heartful love?” asked Canelloni, while holding a rosary.
The upcoming launch of Vatican.xxx intends to go neck and neck with Google and the ICM Registry’s new Search.xxx portal.
Millions of Catholics around the world will have some sound, dependable advice at their disposal, regarding the sexual positions approved by the Catholic Church for procreation purposes.
“It’s the type of commitment that we give to our followers,” said Father Canelloni. “It’s a promise of a clean, long afterlife after a short stay at the Purgatory, of course.”
Vatican.xxx will use the services of Nina Mercedez to promote the religious portal; she will be properly dressed for that cause.
