Revealed: The biggest Enemy of every Domain conference

TRAFFIC and DomainFest should be gas-free zones.

When people gather at one place in order to socialize, they are aware of the personal space everyone needs. It’s the American way.

At domainer conferences, however, where people from all over the world gather in order to discuss the latest and greatest in domains, a grave danger awaits in the darkness.

What is this secret enemy that can severely ruin or even destroy domain business deals?

Gas. Not the type of gas you buy at the pump, but rather, the kind that is produced by you.

Methane is produced by the digestive system of all animals, but what is natural and hygienic to do out in the corn fields is socially unacceptable to do at TRAFFIC or DomainFest, where hundreds of domainers are gathered to discuss domains. They don’t need to breathe contaminated air!

Passing gas while being around uber-domainers, such as Frank Schilling, Rick Schwartz or Dr. Kevin Ham (known as the man who owns the Internet) is an immediate domainer suicide. You will be excommunicated pronto, if you commit this ultimate domainer sin.

To avoid this embarrassing situation, domainers should abstain from eating certain foods that are known to produce mass quantities of gas, such as:

  • Apples
  • Artichokes
  • Asparagus
  • Beans
  • Broccoli
  • Brussels Sprouts
  • Cabbage
  • Cheese
  • Corn
  • Fruit Drinks
  • Ice Cream
  • Milk and Milk Products
  • Onions
  • Pasta
  • Peaches
  • Pears
  • Potatoes
  • Prunes
  • Soft Drinks
  • Whole Wheat

In other words, eat the shrimp but avoid the cheese canapes. Drink the red wine but stay away from Coke. Sample the spinach dip but distance yourself from the green beans.

The rest of the domain conference participants will be glad you didn’t cut the cheese!


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