Father Domainicus: ICANN’t get no satisfaction
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in Domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a post-Easter message. What a fine Sunday it is today, except that we might be seeing some North Korean nuclear-capable missiles across the western skies. Hopefully, our Domain Lord will diffuse those radical acts of global terror, raining down fire above [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Hugo Chavez is dead: Necrophiliac domainers will have a field day
Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, has died after a short fight with cancer. A ruthless dictator to many, Hugo Chavez led his country the way Cuban dictator Fidel Castro did for decades; his legacy will definitely be as controversial. With domains such as HugoChavez.com and HugoChavezIsDead.com existing for several years now, it’s expected that more necrophiliac [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Domainus emeritus: Pontifex.xxx up for grabs!
Former Pope Benedict XVI is now “pontiff emeritus“, having retired on Vatican grounds as of yesterday. The Pope’s twitter account has been blanked out as well; not that he had that many tweets, but with 1.6 million followers it paled in comparison to Justin Bieber’s 35 million. In December 2011, the Vatican denied allegations that [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Farewell to the Pope with a new .com
Greetings and salutations, all ye faithful of the Domain Church; this is Father Domainicus with an important message on this last day of February. It has been done: our beloved Pope Benedict XVI is now a Pontiff Emeritus – the title reserved for the former head of the Catholic Church, that now lives on Vatican [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Beware of the necrophiliac domainers!
Oh, how splendid it is to rest my aged posterior, sipping a fine 5-star Metaxa brandy, on this Sunday eve. Greetings, my fellow brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus and I shall cover one sensitive subject tonight. Many a moon ago, a great musician passed away – I do not recall the [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Farewell to The Pope
My brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus with an important message, about his holiness The Pope Benedict XVI. Our Father in the Vatican – or, the Holy See as it’s known in ISO 3166 notation – is stepping down, due to health issues. In more than 600 years, no leader of the [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Lease, but do not whore thyself
Good early Sunday morning, my brothers and sisters in progressive domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a message about those investing time and shekels in “domain leasing.” Many a progressive domainer have asked me: Father Domainicus, what do I have to do to succeed in leasing my domain names? The question hit me harder than [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domanicus: Don’t aspire to be a Sodomite Domainer
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in Domaining. As every Sunday, I’m stretching my washed undergarments in the sun to dry naturally, and reach out to you with words of the deepest kind. As I predicted last Sunday, those that attempted to take advantage of our Brother Bob Parsons at the Parish of Groupon, [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus and the Parish of Groupon
Greetings and salutations, all ye faithful domainers. This is Father Domainicus, delivering the final eulogy of 2012. Many of you probably recall the fine opportunities presented upon us by GoDaddy. I applaud the departure of this fine specimen of entrepreneurial manifest, from the usual depictions of fleshy, carnal imagery. In other words, GoDaddy no longer [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Domainer cliff: What domainers should expect in 2013
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a post-Christmas message. I trust you enjoyed the holy days with full abstention from any activity related to domain investing and blogging. If you promised you would but didn’t, I would classify you among the hypocrites and lowly Sodomites that our [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Enter the Divine Nativity Synagogue
Greetings, my fellow brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus addressing the masses of fine men and women in our humble congregation. A lot of members of our parish ask me whether the world will end on December 21st – that’s in 48 hours from now. All I can say is, that [...]
Copyright © 2013 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Follow the Pope during the Holidays
Greetings and salutations on this wonderful Sunday morning, my brothers and sisters in domaining. This is Father Domainicus, and as I’ve done for most Sundays and times of anguish and pain, I am here for you. This sermon is about followship, it’s about the Holidays – or holy days, as the original form was. It [...]
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