Donuts, Inc. to buy Amazon.com in a “Buy Now” transaction

Donuts, Inc., a multi-discipline domain Registry, is allegedly acquiring uber-retailer, Amazon.com. The astronomical deal, pending approval by the Donuts, Inc. shareholders, involves $1.5 trillion dollars in new gTLD valuation, company stock and all the cash in the corporate cafeteria’s register. Amazon.com founder, Jeff Bezos, stated about the deal: “We are thrilled to be acquired by […]

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BREAKING: Amazon vastly expanding beyond its corporate limits

David Heard, special correspondent to DomainGang, reports on this breaking news: The governments of Brazil, Bolivia and Peru announced today their merger with American retailer Amazon.com in a move that will be sending shock waves through the world’s financial and political centers. In a short joint statement, the governments said the new “CorpNation” would be […]

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