A Reminder to all Male Domainers: Next Sunday is Valentine’s Day

Nothing like a reminder by your girlfriend or wife that you’ve missed Valentine’s!

She will be dropping hints left and right a month in advance: “Oh honey, I really crave some chocolates!” or “Look at that sparkly ring at Zales, isn’t it pretty?”

But no, what do you do, you keep on registering useless domains like JoeAndGinaLoveForever.com

Guys, listen up.

Tomorrow might be Super Bowl Sunday but next Sunday is Valentines. No matter if your team wins tomorrow, your ass will be toast if you don’t remember to “touchdown” next week.

Here’s how your schedule will look like this week:

Sunday: Super Bowl Sunday, lots of beer and chicken wings, hanging out with buddies. Lots of burping and tossing stuff around.

Monday: Still having a hungover from Super Bowl Sunday? Too bad. Drink lots of water, get your ass out of bed.

Tuesday: Don’t go registering any domains now. Take a visit to your local Lady Godiva store and get the chocolates she craved. Depending on the seriousness of your relationship, now it’s the time to go get that bling she’s been eyeballing.

Wednesday: Time to get her a card. Wal-Mart cards don’t cut it, bud. Go to a specialty store or a bookstore. Get a nice, non-cheesy card without any nudity on. It should cost more than $5, in case you wondered; that’s still less than a useless “romantic” domain registration fee.

Thursday: Sit your restless domainer ass down and write her a letter to go with the card. A letter, not email. Yes, that thing one writes on paper, with a pen. Make it one page long and don’t cheat now; a drawn heart should not take up half a page.

Friday: Make sure you’ve arranged for flowers, or else you’ll be looking like every other Joe Blow fool at the supermarket on Sunday, scrambling for that last, pathetic bouquet. Call your local florist and arrange for a surprise delivery.

Saturday: Better get those plans about a romantic dinner ready. I know you’re tempted to go register a sappy, silly, sweet and useless domain for her. Don’t do it. Plan the dinner at a nice restaurant, somewhere that she likes even if you don’t. Make a reservation – that’s the way to do it.

Valentine’s Day: It’s time to do your duty and present your sweetie with all the work of your week, per the above. Only then, you can rest and carry on registering useless domains.

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