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And the Winner of the GoDaddy $100,000 Video Competition is …

GoDaddy - it's all about the silicone.

In case you’ve been hiding under the proverbial rock for the past several weeks, GoDaddy has been having a video competition.

Aimed at the consumer crowd not yet familiar with GoDaddy’s services and assorted big-breasted women, the GoDaddy video competition is offering $100,000 to the winner, along with two other large prizes; $50,000 and $25,000 respectively.

It seems that although several professional videos were submitted, the winner has already been selected.

Without further ado, it’s presented below, after a unanimous decision.

It depicts the baffling amazement one experiences when facing the endless pages of terms and conditions, additional offers, promotions, service expansions and extra addons at the GoDaddy.com domain registration page – when all they want is a damn $1.99 domain.

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6 Responses to “And the Winner of the GoDaddy $100,000 Video Competition is …”
  1. tricolorro says:

    Lucius ,

    To settle a discrimination lawsuit GoDaddy will soon have “GoDaddy Guys™”.

    I plan to nominate Lucius “Guns” Fabrice to be the first GoDaddy Guy.

    Free breast augmentation is included.

    Are you cool with this nomination?

  2. tricolorro says:

    P.S. Info on the GD discrimination lawsuit can be found on the FauxLawsuits.com website.

  3. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Tricolorro – that’d be a great honor but I’d have to pass on the breast augmentation. I’ll settle for the $100,000 prize though, anytime 😀

  4. tricolorro says:

    “…I’d have to pass on the breast augmentation.”

    Oh sorry.

    I think that’s a requirement…

    otherwise you wouldn’t really be a GoDaddy Guy; would you?

    Hey, I’d bet Giovanni ‘Crazee’ Mossolini wouldn’t mind a free boob job
    and the privilege to be the first GoDaddy Guy.

  5. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    I’d hate to disappoint you, Tricolorro but Giovanni is a “she” and she’s already “gifted” in that area, if you catch my drift 😉

  6. tricolorro says:

    “but Giovanni is a “she””

    I know but can’t a guy have some fun?

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