Chinese Moon Landing: Domain auction powerhouse 4.CN plants its flag

4.CN is the first domain company on the Moon.

4.CN is the first domain company on the Moon.

China has become only the third nation to plant its earthly flag on the surface of the Moon yesterday, after a successful moon landing.

One critical aspect of the Chinese mission’s success, was corporate sponsorship by local companies, allowing research in aerodynamics, liquid fuel propulsion and nuclear trans-isotope fission to deliver results faster, better and cheaper.

The Chinese mission’s biggest sponsor from the Chinese domain industry, is domain auction powerhouse 4.CN.

“We proud China, we now see flag of Dragon and 4.CN symbol next!” exclaimed 4.CN spokesperson, Tao Ma Ling, after the Chinese moon landing took place.

“And domain auction 4.CN go strong, bid coming, so here better and next launch rocket Uranus!” added Tao Ma Ling, whose name in Chinese means “he who dreams of progress of human race in space age.”

By effectively landing a domainer on the Moon, the Chinese Moon Landing became the first extra-terrestrial mission that relied on private funding, as much as government control over its critical points; no gTLD domains, or even dot .coms were allowed on-board. As an added benefit, the 4.CN name fits the available space on the Chinese moon rover just nicely.

Chinese domainers, often obsessed with numeric domain names, would definitely approve of the 4.CN sponsorship.

Congratulations to China and 4.CN for this joint venture!

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4 Responses to “Chinese Moon Landing: Domain auction powerhouse 4.CN plants its flag”
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