CNN.xxx - All porn news, all the time.
Ready to capitalize on the international thirst for pornography, news industry leader CNN is rolling out an adult version of its news portal.
Operating from the web site CNN.xxx the portal will provide worldwide news about the levels of global fornication, information about Thai massage parlors in your area and up to date pricing for prostitution in Holland and Denmark.
“Why hide behind our little finger, pornography sells,” said Lemmy Jakov, spokesperson for CNN.xxx.
“With our new portal we are keen on providing consenting adults with the news, reviews and even discount coupons related to adult content and eye-popping images,” he added.
CNN.xxx is expected to be a hit with frustrated housewives and lonely college freshmen alike, all while maintaining a classy approach to hardcore pornography.
The service will launch as soon as the ICM Registry unlocks the general availability gates later today.
