Domain Live Wire: Frank Schilling to buy Cayman Island

Umaku – the Cayman atoll – will be Frank’s new home in 2011

Not content with living in one of the most coveted tropical destinations in the Caribbean, uber-domainer Frank Schilling is getting an upgrade in 2011.

After a successful year that included record revenue from food-related domains and a great Festivus, Frank Schilling will be shelling out some serious schillings for Umaku, a small but perfectly habitable atoll in the Caymans.

“My new beach-bum look, consisting of bleached hair, full beard and speedos will perfectly match my new quarters”, said Frank at an interview to Andrejus Allman of Domain Live Wire.

“Every time people think of me, they immediately connect my image to a villa in the Caymans. From now on, I want to be able to say that my own island – which I will rename to Frank’s Fabulous Island – is the dream destination for every VIP domainer.”

Frank’s known to be a party animal, once he consumes a box of rum cakes.

The Umaku atoll will most certainly host several large parties in 2011, potentially exceeding the lavish Playboy Mansion parties that Hugh Hefner throws.

Looking forward to seeing the first party pictures snapped by domain reporter extraordinaire, Ron Jackson 😀

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8 Responses to “Domain Live Wire: Frank Schilling to buy Cayman Island”
  1. Mike says:

    Really? Who cares. Who the heck cares what this guy is doing. Care about yourself and selling domains!

  2. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Mike – And what are you doing here then? Get cracking! 😀

  3. Mike says:

    I am vacationing, thank you. I just dont get the man-love with that guy is, thats all.

  4. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Enjoy your vacations Mike – leave humor to those that understand it.

  5. Gnanes says:

    lol so much hatred. Lucious> what does bftp stand for?

  6. Trico says:

    I just squatted:

    How much you pay, Frankie?

    I also accept payment in Rum Cakes.

  7. BullS says:

    Hey wait a minute, that is one of the islands own by BullS inc….

    There is no such thing as hatred…it is all jealousy…Man-love this BS domain game.

    Losers and more losers and suckers.

  8. says:


    “…I just squatted:…”

    or you need to squatt:


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