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Father Domainicus : Emoji domains are the source of all evil


Greetings and salutations, my domainer brothers and sisters; this is Father Domainicus on a fine, busy Monday.

After Sunday’s fasting and prayers at our Domain Church, I was asked by several investors what I think of emoji domains.

For those who are new to the world of smart phones and Internet laziness, emoji icons are what we used to call “emoticons” back in the day that the Internet was textual.

Since we live in a world that is laden with carnal desires and instant gratification, emoji graphics are the new way to deliver one’s emotional state with a pictogram.

Alas, our Domain Lord spoke against such use of idolatry, and its profound destructive powers that are derived from satan himself:

“Bear no sculptures, no engravings to alter my Word; bear no depictions of the serpent in its many forms.”

What a wonderful statement; cryptic, but full of wisdom, as all of our Domain Lord’s commands from Domainicon 3:22.

Emoji domains are the devil.

Emoji domains are the devil.

It is evident, my domain children, that we are not to use those evil depictions of satan’s fiery tongue. Those who do, shall perish in the eternal flames of hell, as they chose to ignore the Word of our Domain Lord.

And yet, I hear, that emoji domains are now to be introduced, as an online communication method.

I have two words to say to the faithful members of our Domain Church, about emoji domains: stay away – or face hell, not to mention, many wasted dollars.

With that short note and highly educational lesson, I renew our domain-related rendezvous for the near future.

~Father Domainicus.


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