Father Domainicus: Intellectual onanism and Brother Frank’s vision

Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus, with a special message on this fine, sunny Sunday.

Many a moon ago, I was granted access to Brother Frank’s personal vision about the future of our beloved Domain Church.

I was astounded, shocked, perplexed.

Father Domainicus seeking divine blessing.

Brother Frank, I asked, what are you preaching to the fine folk – a heresy? A deviation from the words of the Domain Lord? How is it possible to dethrone what people believe in, how is it not disastrous and dangerous to the mere existence of our faith? Isn’t that a sin?

Smiling to me in a heavenly smile, Brother Frank gave me the best lesson that a loving brother among domainers would give.

“The future does not belong to you, Father Domainicus, or anyone else who live their lives in a manner possessive of it. The future is free, unchainable, it is a breeze that blows away the stench of stagnant waters; a feather’s touch on the cheeks of the whipped. By acknowledging your mortality and short lifespan, you are embracing the future, you become one with it, you set yourself free.”

Brother Frank’s words were a true blessing to my ears. I was no longer a slave of my emotions and beliefs, I was no longer a manifestation of mental onanism. I became free, by reconciling with the facts of life, so eloquently and lovingly explained by Brother Frank, who ended thus:

“Many men cast stones at those who do not understand, and as one such stone-pelted man a decade ago, I envisioned an industry where life is what you make out of it. I envisioned progressive minds co-creating the future, not destroying it before it’s even built. Learn to embrace the different, and you shall find happiness in all eternity. Amen.”

My heart was filled by jubilation, for Brother Frank’s words spoke of a future that should be built, not destroyed; it is a future we have borrowed from our children, a future that we now have the opportunity to take charge of, to shape, expand and deliver with love.

Oh, the joys of domaining that await us! Oh, the heartfelt, prosperous growth of the Domain Church, used to praise our Domain Lord for all eternity!

With love, and warm kisses on your cheeks, I remain yours.

~ Father Domainicus.

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