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Father Domainicus : The Great #WHOIS Schism and the satanic #GDPR

Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in Domaining; this is Father Domainicus, composing this Sunday sermon, having walked for several miles in lovely yet humid weather.

While I’m drying my sweaty undergarments out, I shall begin with great jubilation over the surprise return of Rick Schwartz to our Domain Church.

A self-exile is often an opportunity for self-discovery and Brother Rick is back, looking refreshed and energetic. Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

Onto today’s main subject, the satanic creation referred to as “GDPR” and its disastrous effects on our Domain Church.

Domain Church and GDPR – Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash

My domaining children, the GDPR is pure evil, seeping through the foundation of our Domain Church, destroying its fundamental core: The Holy WHOIS.

Many a domain investor have asked me, “but Father Domainicus, if WHOIS is so important to the Domain Church, why do domain spammers use it to send unsolicited, and often pornographic emails to harass domain investors?”

It is indeed, a very honest question, and I shall attempt to explain it with the teachings of our Domain Lord, who said in Domainclessiastes 4:60 the following:

“Evil deeds can be accomplished using gardening tools, or cooking tools, for the mind of the serpent directs the act until blood is shed deep into the ground.”

What a beautiful manifestation of the Domain Lord’s holy word!

Using a helpful tool such as WHOIS to perform evil tasks, such as spam, is the absolute manifestation of satanic intervention.

There is no doubt, that domain spammers are degenerate vessels of satan, who have long lost their soul. For them, the eternal pyre will not lead to salvation or absolution.

Alas, the GDPR leads our Domain Church to a full schism, and many companies outside of the 28 countries in the European Union are terminating their relationship with it, instead of succumbing to the serpent’s evil control.

The WHOIS information, so useful for securing our transactions of beautiful domain names in exchange for shekels (10% of which should be deposited in an interest-free account to benefit the poor) is nearing extinction.

But there is hope, as our Domain Church is well aware of these evil deeds and shall continue to support and provide for individual domain investors, the core of our fellowship, with love and care until order is restored.

Leaving you with a brotherly kiss on both cheeks, I am renewing our educational rendezvous for later in the summer. Amen.

~ Father Domainicus.

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