Horny Domainers form union to promote common interests

Horny domainers often face obstacles in expressing their mutual attraction at domainer conferences.

A team of self-professed ‘horny domainers‘ has formed a coalition to promote their collective interests. This is the first time an adult oriented domainer interest group has formed.

“We all attend domainer conferences and drool about certain people, don’t we?” asks Randy Horne, coalition moderator.

“As a horny domainer, I want to make sure I click with other domainers, we understand eachother and have a code of communication. This way we don’t run into eachother’s territory at domainer conferences!” adds Horne with a wink.

Domainers let loose at conferences

The formation of Horny Domainers Inc. is a legal reinforcement of the fact that domainers at conferences dress up to impress those that are of similar mindset.

They often do so both when attending the main parts of the conference and its assorted functions, such as dinners, parties or Roman orgies.

“I have no doubt that when domainers let loose, it all comes to them”, says Tonya Bastardi, vice-chairman of Horny Domainers Inc.

“I’m like a kid at heart, who was given a jar of Nutella and by God, I plan to lick it clean by the end of the domainer conference!” adds Bastardi, whose nickname in domainer circles is “Domainer Cougar.”

By introducing an organized coalition, the Horny Domainers Inc. plan to achieve group discounts at TRAFFIC and DomainFest each year, as they help stimulate the economy and themselves.

The Horny Domainers Inc. web site will be launched soon at HornyDomainers.xxx and sponsored by the ICM Registry, which will help promote the .XXX domain further to adult industry parties and events.

Look out for the group of provocatively dressed domainers at conferences, and be sure to apply for membership to qualify for upcoming offers and group events!

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