Nexus One Google phone is loaded with features for Domainers

In less than an hour Google will announce the specifics of Google Nexus One – the so-called “iPhone killer” multi-purpose device.

Coming directly from the same “Big Brother” stable that brought you Google.com, Gmail and Chrome browser, the Nexus One Google phone will complete Google’s massive invasion into your private conversations.

Long-known for their shameless gathering of unlimited quantities of personal data, Google has dwarfed Microsoft with regards to lack of privacy control.

But the new Nexus One Google phone also possesses extensive new features that pertain to domainers.

We managed to obtain the feature list right this minute:

• Lowball offer block – no more lowball offers for your domains. Nexus One will automatically recognize the voice of repeat offenders making sales pitches and offering peanuts.
• Blog this button – saw a bear taking a shit in the woods? This button will automatically make a blog post about it; just aim, click, publish. Eat your heart out, WordPress.
• Multi-homed PPC parking – type a URL and it will tell you whether it will perform better at Sedo or Parked or DomainSponsor. More PPC companies added daily.
• Social platform launch – fancy that domainer chick? Now you can tweet her yahoo and google all over her facebook.
• Sturdy construction – made from a combination of chrome (pun intended) and strontium-90 the Nexus One Google phone is lightweight, yet sturdy to abuse by domainers, who often toss things around when things go wrong.
• Attractive price – Nexus One Google phone will be FREE – if you accept the terms and conditions that will allow Chef Patrick and Francois to place audio ads in the middle of your intimate conversations.

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