Dear MiniSite,
We have been through a lot together, all five pages of your content and right side Adsense ads.
Today, after six months of holding my breath you finally registered a click. Not just any click. But your first click. I will mark this down as the official day of when you began to give back.
I don’t ask much; only to become the richest man alive by your presence. You were created as a monetary servant but instead you have acted like an ungrateful Wikipedia step child.
Enough is enough.
I have not decided if I shall go back to parking or try one of the other “make money now or your money back” guaranteed systems. You know, the push button WordPress crap that some monkeys call “minisite development”.
The ultimatum is this: If you do not perform as expected within one month I shall have to flip you.
Your ungrateful body will be paraded from the dusty domain bazaars of DNForum to the minisite slavery markets of NamePros. You will be sold, as a slave to a rich web developer, to do as they please with your shell and content.
Minisite, it’s your last chance to make it happen.
Bring me gold or bring me death: death to my PPC earnings, death to my portfolio value, death to the soul that makes me a man! For all that I have lived and dreamed of you, Minisite, all I beg in return is to make me the new Rick Schwartz – transform me into the new domain king of kings!
