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SOPA Special: GoDaddy goes all out

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Bob Parsons is a legendary business man.

While other major Internet web sites are going out today to protest the SOPA bill, industry king GoDaddy takes a different approach and offers deep discounts.

“Why turn off the GoDaddy entourage of leggy models and busty domain professionals, what would our customers say?” asked Bob Parsons, founder and former CEO.

“The GoDaddy customers want more, not less from us and today we will give them just that!” added Bob, who maintains god status in Africa.

GoDaddy is heavily promoting the coupon code “SexySOPA” as the entry point to many discounts: 40% off domain registrations when coupled with web hosting for 7 years, or 60% off when paired with a declaration of anti-PETA sentiments; the reaction of PETA to Bob Parsons hunting elephants in Africa still runs deep at the GoDaddy HQ.

“Today’s a special day to show our customers that we care about a united Internet, a fully GoDaddy owned Internet”, said Bob Parsons while cleaning his rifle. “I’m all for giving shiny beads to the natives before they revolt!”, he added.

The coupon code must be entered in the exact casing as posted above.


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3 Responses to “SOPA Special: GoDaddy goes all out”
  1. Uzoma says:

    Lucius,

    Can you believe Francois went dark on his Valuate, and not domaining.com!
    That’s just maddening, man. That’s too clever by half.

  2. Alistair says:

    Kinda surprising that African hunting God is white with diamond earrings ! I heard that God speaks French too!

  3. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    Uzoma – Oh well.

    Alistair – That’s blood diamonds right there!

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